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I <3 ZOMBIES
Zombies put the "eats" in "brainmeats."
Created on 2001-01-06 03:12:33 (#39324), last updated 2009-11-19
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Basic Info| Name: | A snarky stream of semi-consciousness |
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hamadryad@gmail.com BioYep, I now Twitter.
Again a boring housewife. I am not a BORED housewife. From what I have learned on the interweb, bored housewives get their kicks from inserting various objects - and strangers - into inappropriate orifices. Apparently, they also get paid for showing other people that they do this. I am willing to eat a doughnut if you'll pay me a dollar AND buy the doughnut.
I *heart* boobs.
I'm actually not a bored housewife any more, but since when does anyone expect accuracy out of these things?
Actually, I'm [no longer] assistant to a [fucked-up, perverted] Realtor®. I ha[d] no co-workers and my boss spends 80% of his time out of the office.It fucking rules. To quote myself: "So awesome when antisocial people manage to find antisocial jobs." [And wouldn't it be nice if that HADN'T involved constant talk about the sex life of someone you wouldn't even want to imagine naked.]
Not really antisocial, but I do lack certain social skills.
Now assisting in conference planning. Mostly from home. ♥!!
And now I'm not. But hey, who reads these things anyhow?
Again a boring housewife. I am not a BORED housewife. From what I have learned on the interweb, bored housewives get their kicks from inserting various objects - and strangers - into inappropriate orifices. Apparently, they also get paid for showing other people that they do this. I am willing to eat a doughnut if you'll pay me a dollar AND buy the doughnut.
I *heart* boobs.
I'm actually not a bored housewife any more, but since when does anyone expect accuracy out of these things?
Actually, I'm [no longer] assistant to a [fucked-up, perverted] Realtor®. I ha[d] no co-workers and my boss spends 80% of his time out of the office.
Not really antisocial, but I do lack certain social skills.
Now assisting in conference planning. Mostly from home. ♥!!
And now I'm not. But hey, who reads these things anyhow?
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Novi High School - Novi, MI (1984 - 1988)Western Michigan University - Kalamazoo, MI (1988 - 1990)
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